Sch3lp’s Blog

As I did last year and the year before, I’m going to Extrema Outdoor once again.

If you’re a fan of electronic party music, mixed by popular DJ’s that know how to please their crowd, this is for you.
The line-up just keeps getting better and better each year. Even with Dance Valley doing their event on the same date, the Extrema crew still managed to book world-renowned dj’s such as Sasha, Deep Dish, Desyn Masiello, Hybrid, Josh Wink, Steve Lawler, Timo Maas, only to name a few.
Needless to say, I’m excited as ever and I can’t wait until the 15th of July to get my yearly shot of Extrema vibes.
The thought of it alone has put me in a state of euphoria already.
I even have my want-to-see list prepped, let’s just hope the time-tables are going to be gentle on me.

1. Desyn Masiello
2. Deep Dish
3. Sasha
4. Timo Maas
5. Josh Wink
6. Sander Kleinenberg
7. Martin Solveig
8. Hybrid
9. Steve Angello
10. Remy
11. Funk D’Void
12. Chris Liebing & Speedy J

Maybe if I’m lucky I can pick some Dr. Lektroluv and Benny Rodriguez as well, but I doubt I’ll get to see everyone in my wish-list.

Pictures will be taken, of course, and will be put up on this website. If you don’t have any idea of what Extrema Outdoor looks like, maybe you should check out last year’s pictures. It’s just a suggestion.

Going to bed now, probably gonna dream about it as well.

Together with our kendo club meishinkan, I will be giving a demonstration of kendo, next sunday (4th of June).
The location is - very fitting - the Japanese Garden of Hasselt, Belgium.
Besides kendo, you can also watch demonstration of several other budo arts, such as judo, ju jutsi, karate, …
This event starts at 14h00 and I assume it ends at 18h00. Those are the visiting hours of the Japanese Garden.
Entrance will probably be around 2-3 €.

Hope to see you there!

There’s a spoof out there on the internets of the Bouncy Balls commercial.
Check it out : click me.

This weekend, I got invited to a trip to France. More specific to an event the LROC guys organized in Les Cinq Pilliers, near Compiègne in the North of France.

The area was an enormous playground for 4×4 drivers. It had everything…Slopes in different shapes and sizes, muddy waterbasins, surrounding of trees (winching possibilities), there even was a route set out underground in the caves.

I had a great time and want to thank my neighbour for the invitation, and LROC for the organization (food and atmosphere were great!!).

You can look at the pictures I took by following this link, or via the “Pics” link in the menu.

I’m sick and tired of it.

That’s why you’re going to have to make a user account if you want to post comments in the future.

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Help this guy get a threesome with his girlfriend.

….or rather Old Hag Fight.
While surfing the internets I came across a link someone posted on the WoW forums, which eventually made me end up here.

At first it just seems like a grown woman receiving a punch in the face of another woman, but closer analysis of this given movie produced following interesting points:

First thing to notice besides the blunt should be the conversation. Which goes as a little something like:
Old grey woman to camera: “She..is..scared” (or scary)
Woman that’s gonna throw the punch: “TrailerTrash (!)”
Woman that’s gonna take the punch: “marihuana together. Did you know that honey? Perry had been seeing her sister *POW*” (right in the kisser).

Then there are a few things you can only assume:

1. The obese child, standing with a dumb grin on her face, not knowing what to say to the ranting woman in red, is most probably the daughter of the woman throwing the punch.
2. There’s obviously some kind of friction between all of the women in the short movie. Friction which may be caused by the fat girl having smoked marihuana, together with Perry and with him dumping her for her sister or something. Enter Hollywood soap-drama.
3. Perry is, assuming our second assumption is true, most probably the son of the woman in red.
4. There are 2 men (and one small fat woman in blue clothes) watching the whole thing in the background, who remain suspiciously calm throughout the entire scene. (they may have been on drugs)

Things you can clearly notice:

1. The hate and the rage the woman radiates, is clearly visible. For example, notice how abruptly she pushes her child away, and the way she presses her lips together as she punches the other woman. Another thing to notice is the way she punches her. It’s not like a normal person would punch someone, no. She makes a fist and hits her in the face as if she was going to hit her on the top of the head, but then her hate and anger decide it would be better to hit her in the face. With success I might add. She also uses the pole she is standing behind as leverage, to really get her throw in with all the power she’s got. More detailed: she does not experience pain of any kind, her face doesn’t react after the punch, and neither does her hand. Normally, one would wave one’s arm, wanting to get rid of the pain in this manner. But she does not. You see, her HATE makes her get over the pain so quickly, her reflection of arm-waving remains unutilized.
2. The sound of the balded fist hitting the other woman. My god, doesn’t that sound extremely painful to you? It’s like the sound of her skull underneath her skin getting slapped.
3. When the woman is ranting, the older grey woman wants to retort, but doesn’t get anything across her lips because at that exact moment, the other womans face is being reworked.
4. Also notice how the woman that’s getting punched did not enroll in some kind of self-protection class, because she obviously did NOT see that one coming. (OH!)
5. She really doesn’t know what’s happening, her eyes are full of disbelief looking at the grey woman, probably thinking “WTF?! I just got hit in the face ?”.
6. The escape was very well planned. This is noticeable by the quick reaction of the child just as her mother punched the woman in the face: she walks away in a rather fast tempo, and her mother follows almost immediately after she threw the punch.

In conclusion you can ask yourself, was it really worth to punch that woman in the face? Did she deserve it? I say she did, she had it coming…Totally.
Then again, there probably are people who take sides with the woman in red. Possibly because they can’t stand the dumb grin on that obese child’s face, or simply because the puncher didn’t give a warning-shout or anything. But I’m going to stick with them because I don’t like being pointed at either.

Discuss.